slapdancing:

narwhalpokemonmaster:

slapdancing:

The bags under my eyes contain all the regretful decisions i make after 2am

Must be pretty big then

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(Source: slapdancing)

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(Source: musicjubilee)

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
― A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)
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buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

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I will not be your “sometimes”.
― Six Word Story #2 (via girl-violence)

(Source: whispersofstardust)

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

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